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My name is Chris but all of my friends call me Cherith because that is what I told them my name is. I like to stand in airport terminals with luggage and look sad in the hopes that people will think someone has forgotten to pick me up and feel sorry for me. It is this sort of sweet pity that keeps me strong. I like jokes not so much for the humor (I dislike laughter and absolutely despise Brazilians) but for the characters and abstract story lines plus I like smiling expectantly, while awkwardly feigning interest. I am a human man thing made predominantly of carbon and parts of a hot dog and also some water I've come to find out though I drink nothing but gin. Gin also keeps me strong. Sometimes I am mean to my cats Ms. Sassafras and Cat Stevens the cat but they still love me because they know I will doom when the time is not inappropriate. It is important to keep a mutual level of fear and respect when owning cats for these are the narrow steps to love. And also I loves to fuck. I'm as good at that as I am bad at gambling. These are two afflictions I am working on and with time and the god I will hopefully be able to correct.
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